Dear Jersey Shore Cast: We'll Pay You to NOT Wear our Clothes.... Love, Abercrombie & Fitch

Not everyone loves the wild and zany members of MTV's sensational hit, The Jersey Shore....


The folks at Abercrombie & Fitch have offered to pay any cast member (The Situation in particular) a "substantial payment"  to cease wearing their brand on air. *Blank Stare*
In a statement A&F spokesperson said: "We are deeply saddened that Mr. Sorrentino's (The Situation) association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image".  We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans. "We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response."


We can't wait to see how this turns out....